“I’m Not Judging You… I’m Just Collecting Evidence” Dog Design — Plush Blanket
30" × 40"
$20.37
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Wrap up in a cheeky, cozy hug with this plush velveteen blanket. The design pairs a shaggy, soulful pup peeking over a weathered sign with the playful line, “I’m not judging you… I’m just collecting evidence.” It reads like a private joke shared between pet lovers and people who appreciate a dry sense of humor. The velveteen surface feels luxuriously soft against skin, while medium-weight fabric keeps you warm without overheating. Drape it over a sofa for instant personality, bring it to laid-back movie nights, or curl up with your dog and let the design do the talking. This blanket feels lived-in and familiar from the first use — a warm, witty companion for quiet evenings and casual hangouts.
Product features
- 100% or blended polyester options for vivid, detailed prints
- Medium heavy-weight velveteen (approx. 300 g/m²) for extra softness
- Print on one side with high color saturation
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for added durability
- Complies with flammability and restricted-substance standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
“I’m Not Judging You… I’m Just Collecting Evidence” Dog Design — Plush Blanket
$20.37
Product features
- 100% or blended polyester options for vivid, detailed prints
- Medium heavy-weight velveteen (approx. 300 g/m²) for extra softness
- Print on one side with high color saturation
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for added durability
- Complies with flammability and restricted-substance standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product